It’s the “ok yah” brigade that get on my t I t s.

Especially the older middle aged lot who want to “get down” with the youth and boast to their friend they “did Glastonbury” and it’s was “Greeeeeat, really cooooool”.

I wish one of these reporters would ask them if they enjoy sh it ting in a bucket for 5 days to stand half a mile from Coldplay boring them to death on stage?

It’s the sheer pretentiousness of the whole gig.

When it was a few hundred kids and hippies in 1970 then that’s great, that’s the ethos of these types of festivals for me.