O no, when i was told that Carlisle had finished bottom of div 1, i presumed it was 20th, not 24th.

You are wooden spoonists.

Hence Gillingham, Barrow. Gillingham have Mark Bonner as manager, he got cambridge up from div2 and kept then in div 1 for 3 years, no mean feat, he was fired last season.

He will make mincemeat of you.

I notice you have Morecambe at christmas, wot a fixture, they will be coming from Croatia to watch that one, nay, the seychelles, papus new guinea, and Los Angeles.

Entertainment of the lowest calibre, at pro level, all of you will be wondering why you stand on the terraces, bovril in hand, while you could be at home, warm, comfy, listening on the radio, drinking tea, and watching the rain trickle down on the windows.

Why do you go? You even pay. Griff has bailed out to glaster, he knows when hes had enough.

Why care, Carlisle united does not care about you, the money yes.