Ex-Dons

[57vintage]

He’s a nice wee laddie from a nice family

Which makes it all the more surprising that those bullies in Bournemouth and Newcastle have victimised him.

[Mason89]

Reminds me of the time my dad watched my older brother at a BB march through Alexandria

‘Every one of them was out of step apart from you’

[57vintage]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone choosing his words more carefully - almost as if on tiptoes - as Craig Brown did at an AGM when asked about the nice wee laddie’s situation. Duncan Fraser, also onstage as CEO, was visibly grinding his teeth, and may have snapped up to seven pencils in a fine display of barely-disguised rage.

[Shetland Don]

Scott McKenna has joined Las Palmas.

Strange one that - I wonder why he’s chosen a sun-soaked Mediterranean lifestyle in an idyllic Island paradise off of Africa with fortnightly trips into Mainland Spain to sample their culture over a potential move to Septic with all the damp Glasgow weather, unlimited religious bigotry and a pre-determined two-horse trot!? He’s nae fool our Scotty!Good luck!

[InversneckieDob]

He’s a nice wee laddie from a nice family

Spare him his life from this monstrosity. *

[InversneckieDob]

*I'm aware I've cracked a version of this joke previously in very similar circumstances.
But it amused me and I felt it worth re-hashing.

[TheDeeDon]

Ryan Esson announced as the new manager of Strathspey Thistle. They only sacked their last manager yesterday after four games.

Stefan Gartenmann has signed permanently for Ferencvaros in Hungary.

[57vintage]

Ethan Ross scored Falkirk’s opening goal against Edinburgh’s second biggest club yesterday. Finn Yeats, ex-Don, but far more renowned for his time at The Undisputed Home of Inter-galactic Proper Mannies’ Fitba last season, was on the Brockville (fùck knows what it’s known as these days) bench. Former Aberdeen reserve, and bad-attitudinal idle shagbag, signed from Easter Island Heids, was able to do fùck all about it for Scotland’s pretendy Maroons.

[GASC1980]

I suppose technically not an ex Don as he was only with us on loan but I see Killiian Phillips has joined the Paisley Saints on loan from Palace.

[blowupsheep]

Rhys Williams been farmed out to Morecambe on loan, I wonder if he will manage at least one first team appearance for them