Club shop robbery?

[SmiffyPie]

I think you missed the garment connection and focused on our laddo.Which it can't possibly be otherwise Mr Swales would have removed him from the board surely...!

Or told him to zip it.

[lunaspie]

Or told him to zip it.

He zigged when he should have zagged ! Oy !

[ThaiPie]

A man failed to turn up in court yesterday charged with stealing from the club shop.
Police have issued a description of Matthew Duffield , 46 from Sherwood.
Black and white shirt, Black shorts and Black Socks and a rather stylish beanie hat.

[SwalePie]

A man failed to turn up in court yesterday charged with stealing from the club shop.
Police have issued a description of Matthew Duffield , 46 from Sherwood.
Black and white shirt, Black shorts and Black Socks and a rather stylish beanie hat.

[upthemaggies]

A man failed to turn up in court yesterday charged with stealing from the club shop.
Police have issued a description of Matthew Duffield , 46 from Sherwood.
Black and white shirt, Black shorts and Black Socks and a rather stylish beanie hat.

Stole £1,400 worth of kit from Notts.
Looks like he's the same Matthew Duffield of the same age who's been in trouble earlier this year for other acts of stealing from 12 different stores.

[lunaspie]

A man failed to turn up in court yesterday charged with stealing from the club shop.
Police have issued a description of Matthew Duffield , 46 from Sherwood.
Black and white shirt, Black shorts and Black Socks and a rather stylish beanie hat.

Now that he's on the run he's wearing the away strip.