The Wisbech Phenomena.

[Psaw]

Looking on the Fenland Citizen, the assistant boss says the the latest 5-0 defeat is unnaceptable for a club like Wisbech, when defeats like that, flags of surrender, incompetance on a Russian scale have been going on for years.

Making silly comments wont help, the disturbing thing, is that he doesnt get it.

Any of it. If he was surgeon, and he was operating, the patient is dead, but the assistant boss still thinks its alive.

We need a channel four documentary on the club, that the chairman etc, need assesment by a footballing psychiatrist. Something is very wrong. And no chalky because i post this does not mean i go.

[chaincey.ncfc]

Just because the patient is dead doesn’t mean that he can’t be brought back to life

[Psaw]

If the patient is human, the chances are not good. Did you see the result last night, Wisbech 0 Skegness 5.

[chaincey.ncfc]

No I didn’t see that result Frank,a five nil tonking at home ain’t good tbf but at least it’s very early in the league

[chaincey.ncfc]

The Wisbech pain still continues without their first win or draw tbf
I love an underdog Frank and I’ve decided to be an armchair supporter of the mighty Bech (I’m presuming that’s what the Ultras call them) and if there’s a local team that play them then I’m going to go and cheer them on

[chaincey.ncfc]

I’ve looked at the fixture list and I reckon that there’s about 5/6 games within 30 minutes that I can get to,with you cheering them on at home and me away we can help them stop the rot Frank,what do you say,can you do it,get behind the team? Eh?…Ehhhh?

[Psaw]

The rot as you say is more profound than you think. It has come to my notice that no one wants to sign for Wisbech. The manager, who isnt there now, wanted to sign to midfielders from Downham, an upper eastern league side.

He doubled their money, and they still refused, that was repeated elsewhere.

Street, the fired manager, if you were not told otherwise, you would think he was a pig farmer, he scratches the top of his head in bemusement, and searchees for words like they were fish, and dresses like a pig farmer.

The new manager is Luke Hipwell, he resigned from Deeping Rangers, they are an upper team in the same league. Of course this sad state of affairs can be laid at the chairmans door, that Wisbech are not the big guns they used to be, and the club needs to be sold to new players.

Wisbech are always playing catch up. Forward thinking, initiative is needed, the club has tumble weed on the pich figuratively speaking.

Went to St Ives to watch cam city, another disaster. Everything i touch ends in tears. If i was standing in front of you, and put my hand on your shoulder, you would be dead in an hour.

If i walked into a packed Habbin, and it was struck by a meteor, all would die, but me. Maybe the slow death of Wisbech Town is my fault.

[chaincey.ncfc]

Street, the fired manager, if you were not told otherwise, you would think he was a pig farmer, he scratches the top of his head in bemusement, and searchees for words like they were fish, and dresses like a pig farmer.

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There’s always something in your posts that make it worth reading Frank,usually just a line or paragraph that makes me smile

Wisbech play Eastwood CFC on the 14th September and I will go to cheer them on,you do the same at your end,together we can be the catalyst that sparks the turnaround in the clubs fortunes,Eastwood are top of the league,played six,won five and lost one,do you know what I see when I see those results Frank,I see that Eastwood are beatable and who’s to say that Wisbech won’t do it again,I’ve never visited their ground before so it will be a nice afternoon out to a new ground and who knows,maybe an away win

W-I-S-B-E-C-H!!!

W-I-S-B-E-C-H!!!

C’mon Frank,I can’t hear you!

[Psaw]

Of course, the club will always have my best wishes. What you say isnt funny, the human mind, used properly can move mountains.

[chaincey.ncfc]

It wasn’t meant to be funny but motivational,let’s support Wisbech from when they was crap not from when they go on winning run,I will be going to Eastwood on the 14th and if you send me your email or WhatsApp number give you a report and photos 👍

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