I bet it’s corked.

On about the Russians, during the Cold War their customs officials were convinced that a bloke was smuggling. He was in and out every week and no matter how carefully they searched his luggage they never found anything. In the end he announced that he was retiring so they said to him that he might as well tell them what he’d been smuggling all those years and they wouldn’t charge him, they just wanted to know. So he told them.






































Suitcases.