Mark Johnson said recently, even before a defeat that the board will have no worries over losing, that the change from hacking it up the pitch to a yeti, or close too, will take time.

And they had faith in Monk. Worried now?

How classy is losing football?, with children in midfield, and no attack. Losing isnt like serving chianti to Lady Shuckburgh at Sandringham.

Or asking a servant to fetch your coats and cane. It might be as well to ask the opinions of Prince Phillip, whether to pass it or hack it up the pitch. He wont know, probably because hes dead, and took no notice of a flea of a club.

Like Cambridge United, lifeless, comotose, not moving, no expirations. Hang on thats not true, one point from 30, something still stirs.

United are just a div 1 nuisance, cannon fodder, impoverished in hope and finance, a corpse. As a fan, you might go to tea there, you will get a pint of water, and a tea bag like the nail on my little toe.

You dont marry it, go regularly, or god forbid, buy a season ticket. Think of your reputation, in the St Albans playground, 1965 or so, i was the only cambridge fan there. After all those years i know why now.

Watta mistaka to maka.

To be honest, United are dying, the doctor has taken the drip out. Instead of getting a painkiller he is giving the fans poison.

Genius in its execution, the relegation of united. Im on your side mr boardroom.