O/T:- Impressed with the leadership [The UK Party Politics Thread]

[Elite_Pie]

No problem. I'm posting from Lincolnshire and spent last week in Cumberland.

My advice is not to visit Richmond.

The sausages they produce are basically dog food.

[SwalePie]

My advice is not to visit Richmond.

The sausages they produce are basically dog food.

You're on a (sausage) roll tonight Elite. That's a banger.

[Elite_Pie]

You're on a (sausage) roll tonight Elite. That's a banger.

My mate Frank Furter wasn't amused.

[maddogslater]

Looks like he's had his CHIPolatas, caught on film telling porkies

[Lullapie]

Oh dear - at least it isn't as bad a sit was with the Tories

I hope there's no pork in them!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPMzcTNh8Y0

[Lullapie]

Oops could you merge this please Swale ?

[Lullapie]

It reminds me of the time when the US Hard of Hearing Special Forces raided the zoo in Tehran in 1981 and shot all the Gorillas and released all the Ostriches.

[PedroTheFisherman66]

i think i still prefer the Pepper Pig speech though by BJ xxxx

[Notsohumblepie]

i think i still prefer the Pepper Pig speech though by BJ xxxx

Apparently Greggs are stocking up for the extra demand for Hostage Rolls . Vegan versions are available .

[forwardmagpie]

I've never once said I trust or believe in them.

I just see them as the lesser of two evils.

Were there only two options on your ballet paper Elite ?