Plump women are usually fat in the face and ugly with it. See a fat bird pushing a pram and I can't help thinking 'Some bloke's been very brave.' Size 8-10 for me. Can be slim and still have curves in all the right places.

Only plump bird I want is for Xmas dinner.

Note: Apologies for use of the X word. Shouldn't be allowed until after Bonfire Night.