Today's Diddy Games

[57vintage]

Huns drawing at home to PJMs.

The jiner (aka the only acceptable use of the noun ?chippy?) will be at the Licery early on tomorrow to add it to the ?onners wiz his won board?.

[57vintage]

Get the vuckin punctuation symbols sorted oot Sibo, you clueless tossbag.

[Bojangles9]

Catching up with Sportscene, that’s a really cracking second goal for County yesterday.
Boy looks tiny, can’t believe he’s only an inch smaller than me. No way is he even 5’ 3.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/c1lg2m04lq7t

[swaddon2]

Sellick racking up the goals today.

If we don't batter them on Wednesday, I think it's goodbye to the title.

[TheDeeDon]

Sellick racking up the goals today.

If we don't batter them on Wednesday, I think it's goodbye to the title.

Rested six players for Wednesday nights game too.

Depressing to say it, but they are going to romp the league.

😔

[swaddon2]

Huns 1-0 up at St Johnstone.

"former Rangers midfielder Jason Holt knocks it into his own net".

If I was his manager, he'd never play for the club again.

[57vintage]

Huns 1-0 up at St Johnstone.

"former Rangers midfielder Jason Holt knocks it into his own net".

If I was his manager, he'd never play for the club again.

Pushed blatantly by Tavernier.

The VAR in the Pikeys game was shocking. Two non-penalties and a yellow card for the jute keeper for taking the St Paisley player out with a vicious high boot. Utter fuggin nonsense.

Apostrophes absent due to Sibo being a furking tawat.

[swaddon2]

Former Rangers star Derek McInnes has seen his team (Kilmarnock) lose six nil to the Huns at Ibrox.

I know, I am as shocked as you are.

Also, the pish run belonging to Motherwell continues as they were humped four one at Dens Park.

[TheDeeDon]

Maybe McInnes doesn't want the Hun job and sent the team out to get beat.

[57vintage]

For family reasons, we have to be in Glasgow today and tomorrow. Paying, as I do, scant attention to any dull contest that fails to include Aberdeen or Keith, I only discovered an hour ago that the filth are at home to Spurs tonight. FFS. I?ll head for the Southside as soon as we dock in Keelieville, and return to the city centre hotel once hostilities are underway at Asbestos Park. I will, of course, give my usual obscene gestures in the direction of the manky Oswald Bar, a hun boozer, when I get off the bus on Oswald Street. Any Spurs fans on the streets today will be offered my good wishes, naturally. I consider it my duty.