OT. Girlfriend from Harrogate

[frogmiller]

It's important lads

I asked about the sleeping arrangements when she stops over and her exact words were:

' we shall decide on the sleeping arrangements, after our day out. They could change depending on whether you impress me or not'

You could have offered a shower or a jet wash depending.

[sota]

It's important lads

I asked about the sleeping arrangements when she stops over and her exact words were:

' we shall decide on the sleeping arrangements, after our day out. They could change depending on whether you impress me or not'

Take her up the Hoober, that should impress her.

[Brin]

Take her up the Hoober, that should impress her.

........but make sure you only do it while you 'stand'

[Stansmate]

Should change name to ? arrogant ? Worra tit - mines from Northants and is on another planet 😡

[CAMiller]

Should change name to ? arrogant ? Worra tit - mines from Northants and is on another planet ��

Yes but Northampton's Town Centre issues are on a par with Rotherham's so she's probably acclimatised

[the_idiotb_stardson]

She's just dropped another bombshell.

She's a vegan.


She didn't mention all this Tinder

[frogmiller]

She's just dropped another bombshell.

She's a vegan.


She didn't mention all this Tinder

That?s usually the first thing a vegan tells anyone.

[sota]

In that case maybe a trip to London instead where you can take her up the chard.

[the_idiotb_stardson]

Any vegan places in Rotherham?

[the_idiotb_stardson]

Really need some good Vegan snap lads


Don't let all those press-ups I have been doing go to waste