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    Match Fixing.

    In view of Uniteds magical thinking, that a new badge will solve all, i would like to bring your attention to a Robin Reliant. That a Robin Reliant remains that even with a new badge.

    Are United a football league reliant, absolutely, well starred by its three wheels.

    There was a hit in the 60s,....three wheels on my wagon, and im still rollin along, those cherokees are after me.....

    The Cherokees are Uniteds opponents, im not aware of whos next i dont follow it.

    Whoever it is, match fixing must come into it to have any chance of a point. There is the good old bribery, that wont work, United havent got any money, oh yes they do, Barry has it in a money belt around his waist, you aint getting that.

    Beck fixed matches and got away with it, sanding the pitch. Monk could order the groundsman to nail up planks of wood to block the United goal, it will have to be on wheels as it changes ends too, you will have to remind the groundsman.

    It will need camoflage, it could be painted to resemble the ground behind the goal.

    Its done today, high buildings are painted to look like the sky.

    It will need a hard wearing wood as the constant pounding of the ball against it will spinter and shatter it.

    It might look a bit odd at times though when the ball looks in and in rebounds out for no apparent reason, and the ref signals play on.

    Such a tactic will guarantee a clean sheet, the only thing needed for a win then is someone scoring.

    Up steps Mr Loft, who by the looks of it will hit his head on the crossbar even without jumping. Lobbing the ball high into the air wiil work, the higher the better so that as many players as possible can gather beneath, in the penalty area, waiting for it to drop.

    The law of averages says that a United player will score at some point, it wont be Mr Loft.

    There ive just won a game for United, all thats needed is a bit of practice and belief in the system. As we all know United are commies like Starmer and should follow suit.

    Like the WASPI women United should take the admission fee, then rob the fans again inside the ground, mind you they already do, by putting those players on the pitch calling it a football team.

    A con job, so Labour, lying through their teeth. Then theres the chagos islands, giving it away and paying 9 billion to give it away, like United handing football league points to opponents on a plate.

    Upping tax, the admission fee at games should become 78 pounds.

    And all the other abuses, Barry abuses United fans firstly by buying the club, then under funding it. Hey ho, i could go on all day.

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    I used to bloody love Three Wheels On My Wagon when I was a kid,it was always played on a Sunday on the radio by Tony Blackburn or that other bloke who name escapes me right now,the main singer was Barry Mcquire who had a big solo hit with The Eve of Destruction which is a forgotten classic in my eyes,Barry (not the Cambridge one) was also a part of the CCM movement which I like,all together now

    Three wheels on my wagon
    And I am still rolling along
    The Cherokees are chasing me
    Arrows fly
    Right on by
    But I am singing a happy song!

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    There were many songs in the past written for the humour that doesnt exist anymore its all rubbish, its beyond my comprehension that people buy it. Having said that buying a 45 in the old days was affordable. Ive still got my record collection all albums, i was offered 250 quid many years ago it must be worth more now, have you still got yours?

    Its a reminder of long ago, a different time a different country gone forever.

    In AI the film, it said we all posses a timeline that is spent, we come we go, that the universe grants us that oppurtunity.

    That the Universe is a support system so that we can all grow.

    And in that, im grateful for all the good music, and the genius that brought it to me.

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    The rubbish bit is about music today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psaw View Post
    There were many songs in the past written for the humour that doesnt exist anymore its all rubbish, its beyond my comprehension that people buy it. Having said that buying a 45 in the old days was affordable. Ive still got my record collection all albums, i was offered 250 quid many years ago it must be worth more now, have you still got yours?
    I miss the humour of the old songs,Ernie still makes me smile just for the line ?And just to make it interesting we will have a shilling on the side? as though fighting over a woman was not enough,Bernard Cribbins and his 45s was always good like Hole in the Ground and Right Said Fred,Combined Harvester with its opening tongue in cheek ?I drove my tractor through her haystack last Night? is still funny Ooohhh Arrhhhh

    I havent got much vinyl left now Frank,when I broke up with my ex I left home and lived with my sister for two years,when I went back it had been picked over by somebody and I never bothered after that because it broke my heart,I had been told that it had been sold about a month after I left

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    Add to the list,Hello Mudder,Hello Faddah,Lily the Pink,Surfer Bird and the brilliant Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic,a masterpiece in my eyes,at one point in the video he sings the song backwards and when played forwards is word perfect

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    Do you remember Gerard Hoffnungs version of the The Bricklayers Lament Frank,possibly the funniest record that Ive ever heard,if you havent then check out the 7 minute version on YouTube,I almost envy you if you havent heard it before but then again Im sure that you must have,I think that it was from the 60s
    Last edited by chaincey.ncfc; 17-01-2025 at 08:12 PM.

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    I will find it i dont know it off hand. There is another record where the singer doesnt sing but just says the words that was funny. Something dreadful has happened to this country, everything has been obliterated, like humour. Not allowed. Watch this......****age...... That harmless word, not allowed we are in the grip of the devil.

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