Dan Gore

[Steve Miller]

Aren't we being a bit rash (ford) about these modern manureites who only play when there's a z in the month and they aren't on their period?
I fear we and manure share a certain problem in the moral fibre and work rate of our cosseted millionaires.

[crashbang]

Rotherham bus driver, never turned up on Fridays.
Got called in the office and asked.
"Why do you only turn up four days a week?"
Answered.
"I can't manage on three "

Just remembered his name.
Dave pepper from canklow.