United fans.

[Psaw]

United fans seem to believe that United have been crucified, they have, but are still alive, and will rise on the third day, or in this case, May.

Jesus did it, but United are not divine. A nail in the head would do it, not applied by Stockport.

United fans spit on the floor, even on good carpets, civilised?, please. Can pigs grow wings and fly? United, the home of lost causes, forsaken beliefs and impossible loyalties, somehow on the same pitch as royalty, like Brum City.

What has united fans done for football?, it has done this, stand next to a man with a cleft palate, a hare lip, talking german, its scatter gun flob sticks.

Knowing united will never be a power the fans settle for being a nuisance, the club a fattened ox for opponents, the blabberings from all sources are Hungarian, Bolivian for all the sense it makes.

As ably demonsrated, the team and fans are white livered, Dennis Skinners, an oil slick in the sea of football, taking lessons from Pakistani umpires in cheating, berks, gits, oafs, a source of infection, that kills, traitorous defeatists, swindlers, judases, freelance murder gangs.

A murder gang to the senses having to watch that.

Pantaloon wearers, cads, of damnable character.

That is all. Im might put up a pay wall to read my posts, you get brilliance....for free.

Crawley, even this tear drop of a club.

Are better.

[chaincey.ncfc]

I bet that they feel a lot more optimistic than they did two weeks ago Frank,why have you sent us up Coventry then?

Get yer wallet out for the baby hippos or whatever the bet was for because you ain?t gonna win if you do not enter

[Psaw]

I expect you to join me in expressing your disgust at United winning. Outrage even, dismay, head hanging, sadness. The good news is that i have two, sometimes three squirrels plundering my nuts in the garden.

Grey ones.

[chaincey.ncfc]

Have you ever seen a red squirrel Frank because I know that I havent so I am pretty sure that they are just a mythical creature dreamt up by the Cumbrian Tourist Board

I dont want Cambridge to get relegated just as I dont want to see Carlisle get relegated,I like great escape stories and both clubs have that ability this season,if Cambridge do go down and Notts game is on a Saturday I will come down and visit that church thst is on my bucket list and maybe you will turn up for a pint?

[Psaw]

Why not, get the tickets for the County end, ill give you money for my ticket, bring two county colours if youve got a spare, im a magpie for the afternoon.

[chaincey.ncfc]

I will look forward to having a pint with you Frank,on me of course