Ok, not football at all, but it matters, eventually.

[hopelesslyoptimistic]

Modern governments seem to have forgotten that if you have cake with 10 slices then all you can give out is 10 slices and not a cake and a half.

[spaldy]

Modern governments seem to have forgotten that if you have cake with 10 slices then all you can give out is 10 slices and not a cake and a half.

Hop,

Need to correct for you. I think you meant to type:

Modern governments seem to have forgotten that if you have cake with 10 slices then all you can take is 10 slices for the politicians and then give out more by printing money you don't have and giving it to people that will then vote for you so you can continue to take your 10 pieces.

[hopelesslyoptimistic]

Hop,

Need to correct for you. I think you meant to type:

Modern governments seem to have forgotten that if you have cake with 10 slices then all you can take is 10 slices for the politicians and then give out more by printing money you don't have and giving it to people that will then vote for you so you can continue to take your 10 pieces.

That too 😎 but possibly as the saying goes only in A ??.