Aberdeen v Celtic (Premiership)

[swaddon2]

The manager has been wanging on about the players' hunger and desire for the game.

Heard it all before. The only hunger they have is for their pre-match meal, and their only desire is for the season to be over so they can hit the beach (aye, a foreign beach, nae Aberdeen beach).

[The_Moog]

The manager has been wanging on about the players' hunger and desire for the game.

Hunger and desire - dinna make me laugh.

The score in this will be whatever Timothy want it to be - pretty much as usual tbh.

Our strategy should just be to try and not annoy them unnecessarily ahead of the cup final so there is a slim chance they might ease up and take it a bit too easy that day.

Great eh.

[The_Moog]

Hunger and desire - dinna make me laugh.

The score in this will be whatever Timothy want it to be - pretty much as usual tbh.

Our strategy should just be to try and not annoy them unnecessarily ahead of the cup final so there is a slim chance they might ease up and take it a bit too easy that day.

Great eh.

Well if our strategy was as I suggested above, we fair achieved part one tonight by not trying remotely to annoy them, so well done all.

Glad to see we also kept our proud run of not keeping a clean sheet at home against them since 2001 going - yep, thats right, not one clean sheet since 2001 apparently 🤦😂

Honestly, is there a fixture in world fitba with more embarrassing stats than this one?

Went to watch the loon playing amateurs (last game of season so said I would go) as there was just zero attraction in this fixture & luckily I got home just in time to see 75 year old no neck Forrest waltzing through our defence to setup another goal.

Kind of sums it up.

Flitted in & out of the 2nd half (showing similar levels of commitment to those on the park) so cant really comment on the actual levels of shytebaggery on display - but clearly it was there in spades.

Did see Dorrington manage to get himself suspended for a game that actually matters at the weekend (well done loon) as we got pathetically undone by yet another simple ball down the middle. Horrific.

Thelins well and truly used up all his goodwill now. He will be getting it tight from day one next season unless he sorts this shyte out this summer.

Will he? I honestly have my doubts now as this last week has been up there with the one that got Goodwin sacked in terms of lack of effort, pride, attitude from the players.

The cup final is going to be nothing less than absolutely humiliating. Once the first one goes in this lot will absolutely shyte the bed and fold like a cheap suit - again.