United are asking fans to turn up for a film of some sort, and there is a new badge coming, they call it rebranding.

How can you disguise something that my dog leaves in the garden? All i can do is put newspaper over it or scoop it up with a spade.

Try disguising the Newmarket road end, and dont show the league table. Dont show the team actually playing. Maybe its just fans staring into the camera smiling like idiots.

Maybe waving the new badge, i hope it can be sewn into duffle bags like the old days, i hope they get shots of the 1930 bog.