I might contact the club to offer my services, i could deliver sold season tickets by hand rather than post them, the club will see that as a big saving.

It wil take me about about 15 minutes by car, even delivering them a day before the season starts.

During games, like Harrogate railway at home, supplementary entertainment will be needed, like those gals in premier league darts on sky just before the start of a match, pom poms and all.

Maybe even a darts match, during the game, tables for poker, cards, monopoly. Invite people in for cooking lessons, they have a kitchen somewhere dont they, or do they contract food delivery out, that will cost, and saving on stamps helps.

Set up a screen for films, series, imagine back to back Star Trek episodes.

And when United actually get the ball in the opposition half, all attention goes to that, only to resume almost instantly as the ball travels back into the united penalty area.

There could be lectures, paint classes, anything to fill the unforgiving minute.

Reading the programme wont work.

This isnt a football club, its Paul Barry indulging himself.