We must not forget Sir Outwood the "Law & Order Party" were at the helm at the time of numerous atrocities too. Two of my biggest gripes with Starmer at present was organising Trump's red carpet public arse wiping and the politically inspired prosecution of "Soldier F". Having had the frightening experience already of an early morning knock at the door by HM's finest, I dare not put into writing what I suggest should happen to Sir Kid Starver. Parallels with a certain Mr Kirk spring readily to mind.

Thank God for gun control eh Sir Outwood.