Trump is a senile old fool, he boasted about how he "solved" a non-existent conflict between Cambodia and Armenia despite the countries being 4,000 miles apart and not having any known issues between one another.

He also claimed to halt a war between Azerbaijan and Albania, though he apparently meant Armenia.

He'd mix up Burnley and Barnsley would this demented old pfhucker, while no doubt claiming he halted the War of the Roses.