Quote Originally Posted by Geoff Parkstone View Post
Instead simply fly into Mexico City, transfer to Nogales in Sonora State, sneak over the border via the dry river that runs under it (you might need a "guide"). Arrive in Nogales, Arizona, decline the free accomodation and iPhone but a snack always helps - make your way to El Paso. Get a Greyhound bus from El Paso (W San Antonio St) to New York - it will drop you off at 3rd and 38th in Brooklyn and then get your lad to pick you up. Simples: whats the problem?

When you want to come home, hand yourself in and you can be deported free of charge back home. Rinse and repeat in 2027
…ho,ho,ho…tried that last year, but found the Greyhound from E12th St, Tucson to be much easier.