We’re losing too many matches, sinking down the table, new manager? No, no, no, we don’t like managers, let’s get a new yes man. I know, someone from America, they really know how to play football there!

Here’s an idea, call a taxi for Mr Nestor.

I don’t like driving in the dark anymore but tonight I will be happy to drive from Northamptonshire to West Bromwich, pick up a bloke named Ramsay and drive him to Heathrow Airport.