The upshot of having descended from apes is that it reflects, that Barry would be good extracting ants from a log with a stick, not running a terminal football club, all that holds it together is his three shillings and sixpence.

And of course fighting for mating oppurtunities, and going hooo hooo hooo in the way they do.

If i had fleas maybe i could ring Paul and ask him to remove such with his fingers, ive seen that on tv.

Id like to see Paul climb up a tall building and try and swipe planes that pass close by, or was that a film? Or fall in love with an ape, a blond haired one infinately smaller than him, id like to see them mating, that would be a teacher.

Or fighting a giant lizard, now that must have been a film. Anyway, the dressing room after a game, lets not go there, especially after a win, v fellow apes. During a board meeting, do they throw custard pies at each other?

Does the shadow board still exist, or has reality dawned on the assholes that pretended to be one? God, so much crap, its hard to take a breath.

Accrington away, please make my day.