Local elections over here next Wednesday. I came out of the supermarket this morning and there were canvassers there from one of the local parties, Flora Aalsmeer. I'm not one to stop and chat with them but they came with a decent strategy. Convo went like this...

Them - Good morning, will you be voting on Wednesday and, if so, do you know for whom you'll be voting or still undecided.

Me - I shall be voting and I know for whom I shall be voting

T - Could we possibly change your mind? (They thought, correctly that I wouldn't be voting for them)

M - If you did then I wouldn't vote for you (I lied)

T - they laughed

I went on my way having got out of the convo very quickly and had caused merriment. Result.