Goodwin on the karaoke would be Chesney with "I am the one and only" who thinks playing the 343 will result in us picking up three points consistently and going far in the cups. Saying that if we got a manager who would think about how to win games against each opponent the season ticket offer does look appealing. However, with Goodwin at the helm you'd get more enjoyment from going along and watching the juniors.

Where are Chips, Affshore & The Arab these days? Found better things to do because the "football" offered up at Tannadice has made them think phuck this for being supposedly entertained. Ogren might be surprised at the season ticket uptakes but then again he was surprised when United fans called for Asghar and Co. to get the phuck out of the club.