That united are in an advantageous position, is it futile to hope that they may yet miss promotion?

Of course not , thinking it, willing it makes it happen!!!! That a person, an organisation that is a consequence of Harston must be flawed, deeply, an accident waiting to happen.

Is Harston cursed?, yes by the best, only the cloven footed have ever trod its cobbles, where bear baiting was a sport, now converted to football. If you choose to enter, order the silver fittings for your coffin first, you will not leave peacefully.

In ancient times, the goat footed inter bred, to produce half humans, from the shadows, where hags watched, looking for victims, having unleashed monsters onto the world, having mated with cyclops, men with wooden features, wolves, and beings from under the earth.

Who can name such?, i can, one was John Chambers, Dick Habbin, John Peachey.

And because of this surely promotion cannot happen its impossible that such monsters, flawed creations, spawn of devils can achieve anything but utter torment.

If aliens landed in Harston, surely they would leave a big hole behind, deep and still smoking a week after leaving. And Appere, who can argue that he must be a child of Harston, fey, running wildly, flitting around like a deranged fly.

Or Ball, the quasimodo, only presentable after extensive facial surgery, or Corr, a book reader, but only pretending, never read a book in his life, wearing spectacles like a mask.

Football is not intellectual, its stupid. And Barry, the squire of Harston, da boss, the don hiding his third eye, two tongues one always licking his face, save for a strap.

Promotion is not won, and by gum it wont be if i have anything to do with it, i shall summon the forces of evil, maybe from the ditches of Harston, the back houses where cauldrons of poison boil all day and night, to summon a demon.

To sow grief into the abbey soil, to turn hot showers to cold, to maggotize the steaks in the boardroom.

That is all.