What a surprise... No one saw this coming.

So Merseyside wasn't the fancy upgrade from Tyneside the muppet thought it was.

The reality is that NUFC definitely got the best of the lads career. He's gonna fade away into injury oblivion now.

Couldn't happen to a more arrogant pr!ck.

Where ever he goes, he'll never recapture the levels of adoration and appreciate he had in Newcastle.