It's just comical how tormented they are by the mere existence of the big team. The fact that their greatest achievement in over half a century is an injury time winner at home against the worst United team in half a century is hilarious. The fact that they're still celebrating it a decade later is actually worth of pity.

They relegated us, and what did they do with it? 10th place, 9th place, then followed us down! Comedy clown show!

Can't wait to see how many years from now they are still talking about "Beautiful Sunday"* - the day they managed to not get beat by United!

I said it at the start of the season after the Rapid Vienna game at Tannadice - I'm so glad I'm not a Dee. It must be such a miserable existence. The fact that there was a car full of Funsters driving around shouting abuse at United supporters after a narrow defeat in a European tie tells you all you need to know. The only things they have to celebrate, are United's failures. Imagine that - not even having any aspiration to win something, to actually achieve something in your own right?

*yes - that's actually a thing. That's what they're calling the derby, previous to the one that they lost 3-0. The one where they couldn't kick their own @rses up until the last 3 minutes.