I can't stand pitch invasions. It's just become a trend now. I thought our pitch invasion last season for finishing fourth was a minter. Mind you, the fun invaded the pitch to celebrate avoiding the play off!

It used to just be a thing that the wee team did for big moments, like scoring a goal against us. Now it's happening for just about anything. There seems to be a rise in people thinking that it's all about them and not just being happy to be there as a spectator - they have to somehow get involved. I see it a lot in pro cycling where folk who should just be there to watch, decide to get involved and get some attention and end up knocking the cyclists over.

Fannys. Stay off the pitch.