Reply With QuoteSo I was in the pub last night... and the barmen asked "are they thick lense glasses you're wearing?"
"No they're mine" I replied
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21-02-2022, 11:13 PM #91
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A mate of mine was told a lot of money was coming his way... he got run over by a Securicor van.
Originally Posted by Rev72
Mate of mine went to see a psychic last week who told him he was coming into money.
Last night he shagged a fat bird called penny
Spooky or what
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15-10-2022, 11:32 PM #92
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06-11-2022, 08:00 PM #93
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Customer service
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06-11-2022, 08:25 PM #94
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Some blasts from the past on here - Pilgrim where are you?
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06-11-2022, 10:36 PM #95
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Orta -Shussing fans yesterday.
https://twitter.com/lufctrust/status...0%2Fframe.html
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01-05-2023, 08:44 PM #96
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When I was in my early 20s was out and about drinking as you would and this blonde came up to me. After a little bit, she asked if I wanted to go home with her I got excited and said yes. I was well built back then as I did bodybuilding. Anyway off comes the shirt and she goes wooh those muscles to which I replied that 100lbs of dynamite babe. Then I took my pants off and she goes Woahh what big thighs do you have and I replied yep that's another 100lbs of dynamite. Then I took my underwear off and she ran out of the house 100 miles an hour. I quickly put my pants on and went after her and caught up. I said what happen and she replied I saw all that dynamite and then when I saw the short fuse I shyte myself.
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02-05-2023, 07:33 AM #97
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Us.
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02-05-2023, 07:49 AM #98
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Big Sam??? 😁
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02-05-2023, 04:48 PM #99
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Staying in the premier division
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23-05-2023, 09:39 PM #100
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Wish me luck in my new role am gonna need it…Am taking over from a famous Clown…
Got big shoes to fill…
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