M-m-m-my Corona…

[InversneckieDob]

Jeez your dumb!

You're

[donsdaft]

That’s the Tories lost it altogether now.

I’ll meet you in the pub for a pint, but we have to pretend we don’t know each other.

It’s point and laugh stuff.

[Jupiter]

That’s the Tories lost it altogether now.

I’ll meet you in the pub for a pint, but we have to pretend we don’t know each other.

It’s point and laugh stuff.

Well that's a f@cking stupid idea. Expect Mrs Krankie to copy it tomorrow.

[donsdaft]

It’s Boris that’s playing catch up.

Except rather than admit it, they come out with this s’hite.

They’re a laughing stock.

[57vintage]

They’re all making it up as they go along, with logic a caualty.

We’re nae allowed to visit relatives’ houses, yet I know my nephew has a driving lesson later today, where the instructor isn’t in his family group, and where 2m social distancing is impossible.

The process is that the nouveau-riche ****ers in Westminster announce some caught in the headlights measure, and the FM rubbishes it before applying the same ruling, with a tartan ribbon, 5-10 days later.

And did you see that floundering incompetent Lochead, Minister for HE, totally out of his depth and blethering like Kevin Stewart at his most articulate on The Nine last night? John Curran’s quine ran rings roon him like her Maroon aul man did to Highland League full backs in the 1970s.

Incompetence at every level.

Beware charisma.

Don't follow leaders, watch the parking meters.

[RedStarTorphins]

Well that's a f@cking stupid idea. Expect Mrs Krankie to copy it tomorrow.

Nicola Sturgeon has been a 1000 times better than that fat Tory c**t
Then again, that’s like saying you are a better baby sitter than Kate McCann

[Mason89]

An outbreak of cases centred round the Bobbin. The implications are clear. Weegies are far more hygienic than you clatty b’stards in the North East

[Donanddusted]

An outbreak of cases centred round the Bobbin. The implications are clear. Weegies are far more hygienic than you clatty b’stards in the North East

Define far more.

Food Standards Scotland (FSS) is highlighting the importance of essential, thorough handwashing to prevent food poisoning, after a new survey revealed less than a third (29%) of people always use soap or hand wash and water when they are at home. Additionally, around one fifth of respondents said they spend less time than the recommended 20 seconds washing their hands.

The handwashing tracker, conducted by Ipsos MORI, took place between 10 and 14 July 2020.

https://www.foodstandards.gov.scot/n...ortance-of-han

[ByeByeScum2012]

An outbreak of cases centred round the Bobbin. The implications are clear. Weegies are far more hygienic than you clatty b’stards in the North East

Someone is on the crazy pharmaceuticals

[Red Zone]

I see The Bobbin on King Street is associated with 20 student covid cases.

Memo to Nicola, best shut down every single pub, restaurant, cafe etc etc in Aberdeen quick as you can