My mate is an undertaker and he has just started making glass coffins.
I asked him if he thinks it will be a success and he said " Remains to be seen "
Our local dating agency for lesbian chickens has been forced to close.
Apparently, they are struggling to make hens meet
My mate is an undertaker and he has just started making glass coffins.
I asked him if he thinks it will be a success and he said " Remains to be seen "
I started my own business a few weeks ago. I converted my loft into a workshop and am using it to build bespoke yachts.
Sales are going through the roof.
police walk in to a crime scene , and the witness say , ' the black guy..........................................
I just went down to Tesco and exchanged 50 sultanas for 100 raisins. I just cannot believe the currant exchange rate..........
What kind of pictures to turtles take??
Shellfies.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur???
Lickalotopus
A man walks into the doctors office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doctor takes one look and says "Jeezo, looks like you've got one hell of a problem there."
Guys replies......."This is just the tip of the iceberg."
I got an odd job man he was useless ..
Gave him a list of 8 things to do he only did numbers one three five and seven
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day
But I couldn't find any.