May the good Lord forbid young Sir! this level of correct Perversity is beyond my natural ability, Therefore i remain in your devious shadow!
Bon Chance
John..
The 14 rules of dogging
1) It may sound pretty obvious, but you must wear a condom, as a means to prevent any STDs or unwanted pregnancies. You're even encouraged to bring a 'party pack' which you can share with your fellow 'doggers'.
2) Do not 'dog' in front of children or unsuspecting passers-by
3) Refrain from disturbing the peace or attracting attention - think of the whole experience as one big secret
4) Everyone should remain anonymous. No one should reveal the identity of other doggers and you should create a dogging name to protect your own identity
5) Do not destroy public property or trespass on private property
6) Tidy up after yourselves - put all condoms and any other rubbish in the bins. Act as though you were never there
7) Legal driving and parking should always be practised
8) Agree a signal or safe word in case one of you wants to stop
9) It is not generally accepted for a woman to turn up to a dogging location alone. It is advised that she takes a man she trusts with her to protect her interests
10) Steer clear of areas known for prostitution and drug dealing
11) If watching, you should not touch unless verbally invited to do so
12) If you're happy for people to watch, you should flash your interior light. If you want the watchers to come closer or join in roll down your window
13) Don't leave on headlights when you have arrived at your dogging location
14) When finished, drive around for a bit or stop for food to make sure you're not being followed
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May the good Lord forbid young Sir! this level of correct Perversity is beyond my natural ability, Therefore i remain in your devious shadow!
Bon Chance
John..
At your strict command my Apprentice.
you do realise Alf and Dave are going to doss this! consider their dodgy health perhaps!!
The responsibility is yours Mon trick!!!