The benefits of being bottom

[sidders]

Just two more required for the set now, chaps, then I'm out of here. These last two need to be witty and relevant.

[sidders]

91. Being bottom often gets you a new manager and you inherit 'New manager bounce'. Except if you're Notts, rename that 'New manager bellyflop'.
92. Look at the clubs who finished bottom, cleaned up their act and came back to a better future - Lincoln, Luton, Mansfield, Bristol Rovers. Accrington.
Do not mention Darlo, Workington, Stockport or York City.
And there we have it, gentlemen, 92 reasons why being bottom has its benefits. Thank to all those who joined in. Thanks also to those who politely declined and moved on. And bollox to the likes of Beechy and his fellow curmudgeons who have about as much sense of fun as a constipated goat.

[SwalePie]

93. You get to make a post referencing a constipated goat.

[sidders]

DO you recall this fred - when being bottom was a bit of a joke. Quite auspicious really...

[gozzie321]

Love this thread, first time I have smiled since Saturday.

[gozzie321]

94.Be the first team to go out of the league with an international player who can't get in the team, Husin.

[Pietastic]

If we keep going down some of us Mad posters will actually get the chance to play for our beloved Notts!!

[JoePass]

If we keep going down some of us Mad posters will actually get the chance to play for our beloved Notts!!

I think I stand a chance of getting in the team now

[Frigiliana Pie 1]

If we go down, we get the chance of avenging cup defeats by Havant and Waterlooville. What league are Runcorn in these days?

[Bohinen]

If we go down, we get the chance of avenging cup defeats by Havant and Waterlooville. What league are Runcorn in these days?

The list doesn't stop there but Runcorn strikes home because it was my first FA cup experience as a Notts fan, even though my Dad wasn't cruel enough to take me there. Welcome to Notts County son, we're ****. What about Southport and Salford? There must be more.