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  1. #101
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    Anyone who suggests Radrizzani ever knew what " a good bit of business" was

  2. #102
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    Thought it was time this was resurrected - nearly two years since the last post - any takers

  3. #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by CalverleyBoy View Post
    Thought it was time this was resurrected - nearly two years since the last post - any takers
    Worst. Joke. Ever.

  4. #104
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    more a prank but i haven't laughed so much for a long time.
    https://www.facebook.com/17841447780...8089846327662/

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    Muslim man dies goes to heaven and is met by a bearded man at the entrance.
    Man asked are you Muhamad? No I'am saint peter muhamad is in upper level.
    Man gets to send level and again is greeted by a bearded man! Are you muhamad man asks?
    No my son I'm moses Muhamad is higher up.
    Man goes to next level and again is greeted by a bearded man. Are you muhamad?
    No my son I'm Jesus Muhamad is in the top level.
    Man exhausted by now goes to the top level and is meeted by another bearded man .
    Are you muhamad he asks nearly out of breath? No my son I'm God Muhamad is here though I will fetch him for you.
    Muhamad when you finish the dish's make us a couple tees there is someone here to see you.

  6. #106
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    You'd better hope you picked the right set of imaginary friends...

  7. #107
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orgoner View Post
    You'd better hope you picked the right set of imaginary friends...
    That's all i have left lol I have given up on real friends as I have yet to meet a good friend all are users

  8. #108
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    Apparently glass coffins are the next big thing.
    But will they be popular?

    Remains to be seen.

  9. #109
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    How was breakfast? Muslims are a lot like breakfast eggs.


    If they aren?t Sunni side up they?re probably Shiite

  10. #110
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    Wife thinks she is being funny....


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