Today's Limerick

[Spuddy Speight]

If it makes people feel bad or better
There'll be no P45 in a letter
As TS is beyond reproach
PR is a very good coach
And SE is a go getter

[Brin]

It's Stockport at home today
Our fans just turn up and pay
Is there truth in the rumour
Tony's booked Evans an Uber
Let's hope our team turn up and play

[Spuddy Speight]

After Christmas and its good cheer
Should follow a Happy New Year
But after our draw
Some people are sore
'Cos SE is still here

[millersrus]

It’s Lincoln tday we won’t tank
Ever Hopeful we’ll have someone to thank
If history's a guide
Well put out a side
Be 3 points into the bank

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

When Plymouth signed Rooney
The fans thought the chairman was a looney
But, season tickets & shirts were a hit using Rooney
But the results were gloomy
That's what you get, in signing Rooney

[Spuddy Speight]

Just been down to Meadowhall
Me, our Bertie and Paul
We shopped for a bit
I went for a sh!t
And came back with b u g ger all

[Eternal Optimist]

There once was a poet named Spuddy,
Who's creations were worthy of study.
The rhyming was good,
But I'm telling you bud,
The rhythm can get pretty muddy.

[CAMiller]

I fondly remember the time
Our ELK attempted a rhyme
Perhaps he was pissed
'cause unlike his lists
His limerick lacked any shine

[Spuddy Speight]

Just been down to Meadowhall
Me, our Bertie and Paul
We shopped for a bit
I went for a sh!t
So Happy New Year to you all

[CAMiller]

Just been down to Meadowhall
Me, our Bertie and Paul
We shopped for a bit
I went for a sh!t
So Happy New Year to you all

Been doing a lot of ****tting! Dodgy turkey leftovers?