Things that never actually happened...

[swaddon]

Geoff Hurst's hat-trick. You need to score at least three goals in a match for a hat-trick.

[Donanddusted]

Geoff Hurst's hat-trick. You need to score at least three goals in a match for a hat-trick.

What hat-trick? When did this not happen?
I've never heard anything about this.
You'd think it would come up in the media occasionally.

[redscot]

That time Lazio wanted Cosgrove.