things that p*ss you off

[mondo_notion]

News reports about the weather..... constantly. "It's cold,it's wet, there's snow, it's hot". I'm no meteorologist but I am pretty sure weather has been around for quite a while. Perhaps someone can confirm this?

But the worst has to be the old "Hottest day of the year so far" headline. The year starts during winter and it naturally gets warmer towards summer. There's always going to be a hottest day of the year so far. F*ck off.

Also those headlines that state something like "Worst storm since 1935" like it's the start of the end for humanity. I sure as hell bet they weren't jizzing themselves in to a panic during the storm of 1935. What is it with this obsession about weather?

That's all for today.

[mondo_notion]

Trying to watch football with mates and constantly getting updated on how their bets are doing. "I need 2 more corners for each team, another yellow card, messi to score a diving, overhead bicycle header and 3 more goals for £3.50 ". "I've got Spain both teams to score in a double with Russia both teams to score".

I do like a flutter but do they really think I'll be keeping an eye on how many corners there have been in a match along with keeping count of the amount of cards a referee has been dishing out?

Just try to enjoy the game lads instead of keeping track of the 17 bets you have on.

[Feck_the_Huns]

Drivers who take the right hand lane at roundabouts and go straiught ahead. Queue like the rest of us in the left hand lane. Cnuts. Ar5seholes. Usually Audi drivers

Folk who take the right hand lane at the start of the Lang stracht at summerhill, then cut in front of you by Arnold Clark. Usually Audi drivers. Cnuts

[DonUnder]

Drivers who take the right hand lane at roundabouts and go straiught ahead. Queue like the rest of us in the left hand lane. Cnuts. Ar5seholes. Usually Audi drivers

Folk who take the right hand lane at the start of the Lang stracht at summerhill, then cut in front of you by Arnold Clark. Usually Audi drivers. Cnuts

Don't come over here you'll fckg burst! But more so cnts who put thier right indicator on just after you pull behind them in the right hand lane at the lights.

[57vintage]

Trying to watch football with mates and constantly getting updated on how their bets are doing. "I need 2 more corners for each team, another yellow card, messi to score a diving, overhead bicycle header and 3 more goals for £3.50 ". "I've got Spain both teams to score in a double with Russia both teams to score".

I do like a flutter but do they really think I'll be keeping an eye on how many corners there have been in a match along with keeping count of the amount of cards a referee has been dishing out?

Just try to enjoy the game lads instead of keeping track of the 17 bets you have on.

The use of ‘amount’, when it should be ‘number’.

‘sakes min.

[The_Verninator]

A holes that walk slow on the footpath and take up the whole width of the path.
Walk faster you morons.

[redstarfk]

A holes that walk slow on the footpath and take up the whole width of the path.
Walk faster you morons.

Even worse that IMO, pedestrians that walk on a road when there's a perfectly good pavement available

[Pacman1903]

All this faux offence at Trump.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/p...scots-12877107

Get a f@cking life.

Obama was a c@nt too. Where were you when he nipped over

[Onebobbyconnor]

The needless "shire" at the end of addresses on letters, eg - letters addressed to Aberdeen, Aberdeenshire. Of course Aberdeen is in fu(k1ng Aberdeenshire. York, Yorkshire, Stirling, Stirlingshire are amongst many other examples i've seen in the outgoing mail at work...boils ma p1ss.

[Pacman1903]

The needless "shire" at the end of addresses on letters, eg - letters addressed to Aberdeen, Aberdeenshire. Of course Aberdeen is in fu(k1ng Aberdeenshire.

I take it you are trying to whoooooooosh people