AFC limericks

[wester_ross_don]

From Preston came Stevie May
The position of striker to play
A spell on the wing and near a'thin [else]
Meant he has now left for St Johnstone i'day

(Scuttles quickly off stage)

[NaeMairNeeps]

Paul Gascoigne, a player of repute,
Once played an imaginary flute.
The tune I can't guess,
But nevertheless
Ah'd happily punch his lights oot!

[Pacman1903]

Paul Gascoine is a disgraceful drunken fool
He made a dick of himself trying to help Raoul
Hes a horrible ***ist hun b@stard
Who cant help but get plastered
Hes top of my list in my dead pool

[NaeMairNeeps]

The game v Murderwell at Fir Park,
Was abandoned when plunged into dark.
Failed floodlights again,
but we know who's tae blame.
'Hoi, Derek McInnes, get tae fark!'

[RED_JOHN]

The game v Murderwell at Fir Park,
Was abandoned when plunged into dark.
Failed floodlights again,
but we know who's tae blame.
'Hoi, Derek McInnes, get tae fark!'

Was it nae Pittodrie?

[NaeMairNeeps]

Was it nae Pittodrie?

...Nae idea ,,,, Ah wisna there ..... hing on tho ....

The game v Murderwell at Todders, (sorry ... )
Was abandoned when dark fell upon us
Failed floodlights again,
but we know who's tae blame.
High time we gave Derek his jotters.

.... fixed?

[NaeMairNeeps]

There was a right back from Ven'suela
While dressed in his country's regalia
Bumped into Donsdaft,
And how we all laughed
as Ronnie remarked 'ello sailah'

[donsdaft]

A man with a face full of plooks
Had a blonde with pretty good looks
While he was being an abductor
I trapped her and f’ucked her
Now that’s a turnip for the books

[Don Julio]

Thair once wis a teuchter named Andy
Who managers found affae handy
Nae touch and nae pace
Oft caught oot o´ place
But noo a 500 capped Dandy!

[ByeByeScum2012]

There once was a manager called Deek,
Who’s approach was incredibly meek.
But one more phuck up,
And we’re out of the cup,
And he’ll be sacked by the end of the week