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Tha reyt X11. That conveyancing solicitor was sh1t hot with the speed of that sale. It was almost as fast as Ahmad signing up on the Hex sponsorship deal. Due diligence usually lasts longer than the odd phone call.Originally Posted by x11barnsley
Is Al still legally married to a previous wife? Does Kerry have any partner entitlement ? Has Al made a will ? Chas can't have much of a claim just for having a few afternooin frolics with the shire hoss.
Samson, son of Sam, needs a good talking to by Lydia on the sofa under the c0ckatoo cage. Lydia likes a c0ckatoo within touching distance.
Last edited by SBRed48; 17-11-2022 at 07:46 AM.
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The net is closing in on Al. They ed problems closing the coffin lid after Chas walked alongside the body and a part of Al's body made a reflex reaction as a final salute. A Shire Hoss reyt to the end.
I think the big reveal abart Chas will be a Christmas blockbuster for the ratings timed with Faith's ashes going up in a big bang firework.
Shades of Dirty Den serving Angie wi divorce papers on Christmas Day.
Some fooak are rumoured to ev seen Doctor Liam in the area in a white coit.
Last edited by SBRed48; 18-11-2022 at 12:58 PM.
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Is Liam still shacked up with Moira in real life ?
Perhaps they’ve had a proper bust up and he’s having to stay at home being the house husband ?
Priya’s leaving soon cos they’ve run out of new men for her and Vanessa is off again soon as her and t’wife are having another child
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I am confused, what is this real life thing ? Are you telling me that Emmerdale is not an outside broadcast being shot live ?
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Shad … obviously I was only joking !
We both know that it is all true to life.
I sometimes wonder cos no one has a telly !
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Tha nivva sees 'em watching Emmerdale, or mention energy costs, fuel costs, inflation, food banks, Ukranian War, Leeds losing again etc.
All they focus on is the latest murder and who is shagging whom.
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It's back tuneet (real telly ) 75% off all stock at David's , toilet rolls , nappies etc, another pregnancy to be announced ? #letcaingu
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Good to see Doctor Liam again and, by sheer coincidence, his wife returns to the village on the same day. Ittl nivva last.
Under stress David is gerrin issen in a reyt pickle using Vic's driving licence to avoid speeding points. He needs to get that out of date stock off the shelves cos nubdis buying owt at his prices.
A wunt trust that Rishi to look after a young kid forran hour, neer mind run the country.
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Has he got any eggs left ?, he could save his business if he"s got a couple of trays of double yoakers to sell .
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Hasn’t Moria’s Farm got any chickens or have they gone into hibernation cos she’s away and nobody to feed’em ?
David got stressed as he had 2 kids and one customer to look after.
Anyway, he’ll be looking for another lady soon because Victoria will dump him.
Or, will he rekindle his love for Leyla ?
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