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I tan nae bad but lack of sun in Banffshire means fan it does appear I have to apply plenty sun cream, especially on my napper due to an ever receding hair line.
I prefer having a healthy glow to Aberdeen February Peely Wally right enough.
But the hair line receded a long time ago so it's a hat when I'm outside at the spa or I'm in big trouble.
Many years ago I went to Portugal.
Hotel room had laid on a bottle of fizz.
Of course I drank it all and fell asleep on the balcony with metal bars.
Woke up with a stripey red and white face.
Was only there for the weekend.
Bästard!
You should have told folk it was the change strip.
I mean, how many Portuguese would even know?
They're not called red necks for nothing.
Yee Haaa
Danny Cowley 👀