The funsters

[GUNBOAT]

Not a drop of rain has fallen for days so i need to assume for whatever reason they have went into hibernation or don't want to play anymore.

[tHeArAb]

Waterlogged pitch freezes over. Undersoil heating melts said frozen waterlogged pitch. Frozen waterlogged pitch returns to being waterlogged pitch.

The man fae Atlantis says.......game aff. 😂

[JamesMcClean]

Another postponement will preserve their amazing record of just one home defeat in the entirety of 2023. Amazing stat for the Funny Ones.

[Dreamsof83]

Another postponement will preserve their amazing record of just one home defeat in the entirety of 2023. Amazing stat for the Funny Ones.

"Fiscally irresponsible" to turn on undersoil heating. Fiscal responsibility is not something ever previously associated with the Fun.

[stokearab]

Is it true their owners are running down the Theatre of (broken) Dreams on purpose?

[tHeArAb]

"Fiscally irresponsible" to turn on undersoil heating. Fiscal responsibility is not something ever previously associated with the Fun.

Sporting integrity thrown right out of the window, for the sake of their own finances.

[ROMA84]

if switched on in time the pitch could dry out. Uniteds pitch was often watered before games when the heating was on to stop the pitch drying out too much.

[GUNBOAT]

Once vaunted as the best pitch in the land,
complimented by big cousin's AuldHunStand,
Ground Force and others tried to put on a show,
but the Groundsman fae Atlantis he said NO.

[GUNBOAT]

Is it true their owners are running down the Theatre of (broken) Dreams on purpose?

According to my Dens Park mole the answer to your question is yes,He told me that FPS Scotland have only one avenue left to recover their losses and that is to RENT a new stadium to DFC forever more.In order to achieve this an even more decrepit Dens will help to deceive The Funsters that sharing a stadium with any club who will have them is still more palatable than watching a game in a stadium falling to bits incorporating a pitch not fit for purpose.

Its definitely not word for word but that is the gist of what he said.I really hope that we do not agree to a groundshare for a season or two,not because of any dislike of the Dees its more to do with our pitch will end up worse than theirs is now.

[JamesMcClean]

Where’s ‘Inner Sanctum’? Surely his mate at the bank can enlighten us?