Furthermore 57 min ... let's makkie-on Ah get kidnapped .. and let's makkie-on some radge thinks Ah'm worth mair tha ten bob o' a ransom ... an' let's makkie-on ma kidnappers ken fine fa will pey maybe twimty quid blu tacked tae a shoppie door naebody is likely tae approach ... like Top Note, Crown Street. .... and while Ah wait for ma freedom, black pilla case ower ma napper, Ah'm further burdened wi a hefty set o' 'ower the lugs' 'cans' ... and ma kidnappers ... keen tae impress upon me that they are nae dick-f*ckin-taters ... offer me a choice o' music tae droon oot their private yammerins ... and Ah'm tellt ... 'Hemen Pillacase heid .... Ah've twa albums on ma f*ckin wee flash drive .... Rollin Stones, or Alexander Brithers.
My response ... "Gies fkn Tom an' Jack onyday ... cos Ah'd tak a fkn bullet afore listen tae the fkn Stones .... even efter ye get yer 20 note!"



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