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  1. #1441
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    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
    F’uckin christian weirdos

    “There’s a mannie in the sky”






    When we all know that it’s nae a mannie and she’s in the trees.
    The world has gone fkn bonkers, this may not be PC but it is spot on in today's world in which we live ffs
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    According to Darwin
    Properly wired up boys would eventually use that cock to repoduce the species.

    The occasional mutation in that wiring would result in the aforesaid cock up some bloke’s arse instead.

    If that’s not a reason to point and laugh then I don’t know what is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blowupsheep View Post
    The world has gone fkn bonkers, this may not be PC but it is spot on in today's world in which we live ffs
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    You’re confusing *** with gender. Most folk that get angry about this, never bother their @rse to Google the difference.

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    Every so often, Mason, you renew my faith in the human race.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Julio View Post
    Every so often, Mason, you renew my faith in the human race.
    Ta. Just not a fan of folk picking & choosing what type of bigotry is acceptable to them

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    Clutching at straws there Mason min.

    Basic truth isn't bigotry.

    You can't be a girl if you've got a cock.
    You can't be a girl if you've ever had a cock.

    No point coming out with the occasional freak who's born with both.

    You can't be a swan if you're a horse
    You can't be a swan if you've ever been a horse.
    Even if the law says you can
    Even if everybody agrees you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
    Clutching at straws there Mason min.

    Basic truth isn't bigotry.

    You can't be a girl if you've got a cock.
    You can't be a girl if you've ever had a cock.

    No point coming out with the occasional freak who's born with both.

    You can't be a swan if you're a horse
    You can't be a swan if you've ever been a horse.
    Even if the law says you can
    Even if everybody agrees you can.
    Can you be a door if you are ajar

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    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
    You can't be a girl if you've ever had a cock.
    I used to know girls who’d had plenty.

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    Lee Miller to East Kilbride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
    Clutching at straws there Mason min.

    Basic truth isn't bigotry.

    You can't be a girl if you've got a cock.
    You can't be a girl if you've ever had a cock.

    No point coming out with the occasional freak who's born with both.

    You can't be a swan if you're a horse
    You can't be a swan if you've ever been a horse.
    Even if the law says you can
    Even if everybody agrees you can.
    It’s not a basic truth & to the best of my knowledge, you don’t get to decide these things. Neighhh idea what you’re on about horses for

    Edit - I’m the A/Mad swan expert though, so I’m happy to answer any concerns you have with them

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