The Dons signed a player on loan,
Derek swears he's nae injury prone.
The press have revealed,
we're preparin tae field,
a 6 foot 10 tall traffic cone!
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14-08-2020, 12:08 AM #1
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14-08-2020, 02:22 AM #2
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Guess which one of these it is...
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15-08-2020, 02:08 AM #3
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Dinna ken ... but the one on the right is Cosgrove Originally Posted by Don Julio
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14-08-2020, 07:29 AM #4
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For ****'s sake, some of you boys must think that scansion is used to hud up goalnets or used to play on the left wing for us.
Dinna give up yer furlough.
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14-08-2020, 08:39 AM #5
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A man in his sixty third year Originally Posted by 57vintage
Was precious concerning the ear
Lack of tempo and synch
Would turn his face pink
And tauten all things in the rear
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14-08-2020, 09:59 AM #6
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Originally Posted by DonUnder
Better, but I'm in my 64th year.
Accuracy is as important as meter or scansion.
Last edited by 57vintage; 14-08-2020 at 10:00 AM. Reason: ****ing autocorrect
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14-08-2020, 10:25 AM #7
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That would have been rude. So long as you get to go for a ride' Sunday morning's i suppose! Originally Posted by 57vintage
Better, but I'm in my 64th year.
Accuracy is as important as meter or scansion.
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14-08-2020, 02:34 PM #8
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On AbMad there’s aye a sair ficht
Ower fa’s in the wrong and fa’s richt
Nae jist the fitba
But lim’ricks n’ a
They’re riving fae morning til nicht
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14-08-2020, 06:52 PM #9
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The city Aberdeen fans like to argue with all the rest
It must be something they need off their chest
They do travel south a fair bit
But at home their support is a bit sh!t
So let’s just admit the central belt Dons are the best
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17-08-2020, 09:38 PM #10
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There once was a young loon from Govan
Whom Sevco were giving nae lovin
Took the A92
And chose red over blue
Now our midfield numbers a dozen...
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