The Fishal Killie home November 2nd Roll Call and whatever else anyone wants to post

[RED_JOHN]

Hope it wasn't Red John with his banner about wanting Milne and McInnes out

I would have got in if I could be bothered going up there nowadays. Fair play today....a convincing enough win.

[RedStarTorphins]

These two jobs worth c unts in hi-vis should just have been tossed over in to the lower RDS

https://twitter.com/mattcoull1903/st...309941762?s=21

[Red Zone]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the inaugural Aberdeen v Killie awards ceremony and without further ado onto the first award of the evening

Best pre-match prediction - Red John for predicting that Curtis Main would score

Best team selection - Derek McInnes for playing two up front against a team with centre back issues (it's not rocket science Derek)

Best headed clearance - Joe Lewis for using his face to clear an inswinging free kick

Best song - Killie supporters for the following (sung to the tune of she will be coming round the mountains) - lyrics printed in full for the benefit of Devanha Red

[Red Zone]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the inaugural Aberdeen v Killie awards ceremony and without further ado onto the first award of the evening

Best pre-match prediction - Red John for predicting that Curtis Main would score

Best team selection - Derek McInnes for playing two up front against a team with centre back issues (it's not rocket science Derek)

Best headed clearance - Joe Lewis for using his face to clear an inswinging free kick

Best song - Killie supporters for the following (sung to the tune of she will be coming round the mountains) - lyrics printed in full for the benefit of Devanha Red

hit send too early more to follow......

[RED_JOHN]

These two jobs worth c unts in hi-vis should just have been tossed over in to the lower RDS

https://twitter.com/mattcoull1903/st...309941762?s=21

What’s wrong with the flag? Did they not ask for permission

[RED_JOHN]

hit send too early more to follow......

You won’t make it onto tv pal

[Red Zone]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the inaugural Aberdeen v Killie awards ceremony and without further ado onto the first award of the evening

Best pre-match prediction - Red John for predicting that Curtis Main would score

Best team selection - Derek McInnes for playing two up front against a team with centre back issues (it's not rocket science Derek)

Best headed clearance - Joe Lewis for using his face to clear an inswinging free kick

Best song - Killie supporters for the following (sung to the tune of she will be coming round the mountains) - lyrics printed in full for the benefit of Devanha Red

singing bye bye sevco when they die
bye bye sevco when they die
bye bye sevco, bye bye sevco
bye bye sevco when they die

Best player in a leading position - Curtis Main for his role in the movie "the day I dreamt I was Robert Lewandowski"

Best costume - Kilmarnock FC for turning up looking like Dundee FC and playing like them as well

Kenny Mclean award for best raking crossfield pass - Mikey Devlin for an inch perfect crossfield pass to that guy in row Z in the Main Stand

That's us at half time folks, please join us for more awards in the second half

Best half time food - has to be the sausage roll surely

Welcome back for the second half with the next award being for

Best Mazy Run - Lewis Ferguson for winning the ball at the touchline and then going on an amazing mazy run into the box and seeing his shot cleared off the line

Best original screenplay - whoever scripted that Curtis Main would score (was originally written that Nicky Maynard would score but that was deemed to be too far fetched)

Kris Boyd award for Best performance in a villainous role - Chris Burke

Best ironic song - Killie supporters for singing "Derek McInnes we know you are a hun" followed thereafter by "Hello, Hello we are the Billy Boys". WTF????

Best actor - Eamonn Brophy for his role in Dying Swan

Best refereeing performance - no award as no entries considered sufficiently meritorious

Best Goal - Curtis Main for a bullet diving header from a great Lewis Ferguson cross

and the final award of the evening

Best Player of the match - Lewis Ferguson was outstanding

Good night and please join us again next year

[RED_JOHN]

^^^^

Is that it? No award for best training facility and no award for top red?

[blowupsheep]

good win, good three points, now on to the next win.

[BogBrush1903]

Best ironic song - Killie supporters for singing "Derek McInnes we know you are a hun" followed thereafter by "Hello, Hello we are the Billy Boys". WTF????

Their song is actually, "Hello, hello we are the Killie boys" and is driven by anti-Ayr sentiment and rivalry rather than religious bigotry.