People that can F*ck Right Off

[Red Zone]

You're not suggesting that he's trying to troll you? Anyway, don't know if you've seen this but according to the Guardian your namesake Greenwood (the Manure "superstar") has been suspended by his club for ***ual assault...off to Killie on loan?

More likely off to HMP Strangeways FC on loan for a year or more I would imagine

[donsdaft]

So far. Still testing positive & thanks to Ricky Foster, my lung capacity isn’t what it should be.

Bloody hell, you must have caught an older version.

Average positives seem to be lasting 2 days.

Aberdeen wifies now having it as a badge of honour.
Mind you they're testing themselves 145 times a day, they wouldn't want to miss it.

[Shetland Don]

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/...ashing-legacy/

It’s a bit like the Lerwick Up Helly Aa which still excludes women whereas I believe most, if not all, of the “country” festivals allow both, sorry, ALL ***es.

[Donanddusted]

Murdo Fraser.

There's scraping the bottom of the barrel and then there's gouging a hole in the ground through the bottom of it.

He constantly tweets shyte as though he is some sort of sagacious oracle.

[Disco Buc]

Boris .

Sarah Smit

Fake Lorraine Kelly.

Drooss.