Sturgeonland

[TheDeeDon]

To be fair to the shagger, she did call him a failure & trash his & the parties record on live tv. That’s not a great move for your short term career prospects, especially when all the signs were you were going to lose.

I can’t see Katie Shankland being out the picture for long though

She could have called me every name going. I would still have had her in my cabinet.

She will be in charge soon enough.

[57vintage]

Surely by resign you mean cancelled their direct debit/standing order?

Nae idea. His brief text was as I copied and posted last night. I leave the grubby money stuff to my Financial Director, so have no idea about standing orders, direct debits, budget virements, and other distasteful accounty stuff. Probably a bit like the incoming Finance Secretary, Neil Lennon.

[Mason89]

She could have called me every name going. I would still have had her in my cabinet.

That worked a treat for Theresa May.

[Mason89]

Nae idea. His brief text was as I copied and posted last night.

I’m just looking at his Twitter feed. It’s a total bin fire.

[donsdaft]

I’m just looking at his Twitter feed.

Tell me min, apart from twitter, do you find time for anything else?

[Mason89]

Tell me min, apart from twitter, do you find time for anything else?

Work, growing tomatoes, walking Jess the dug (wasn’t allowed to call her Simmie) & following the fortunes of Aberdeen FC

Opened Twitter this morning on my tea break & the first thing I saw was the person in questions profile. Space Karen hasn’t broken the algorithm yet

[Red Zone]

Quiz time. Which boot licking fawning @rsehole said this…?

I was asked to Balmoral the following day where Her Majesty the Queen assured me it wasn’t the case… where I was assured as first minister that was certainly not the case.”

He added: “Who do I believe? Do I believe Her Majesty the Queen, Queen of Scots, or a Tory Prime Minister? Okay that’s taken me two seconds, I believe Her Majesty the Queen."

At Hampden yesterday so a belated quiz answer - it has to be Alex Salmond

[Red Zone]

* and telling him to poke rural affairs wasnt very Christian of her

Apparently it was either rural affairs or Minister for Paper Clips, Teaspoons and Buying the Morning Rowies. She turned down both apparently

[Mason89]

At Hampden yesterday so a belated quiz answer - it has to be Alex Salmond

We have a winner. ‘Queen of Scots’ - toe curling

[Red Zone]

She could have called me every name going. I would still have had her in my cabinet.

She will be in charge soon enough.

Completely agree, much easier to mount a challenge from the backbenches after Humza loses 20 odd seats to Labour at the next General Election. MSP's will panic about losing their jobs in 2026 and will dump Humza in 2025