M-m-m-my Corona…

[Aldo1983]

F’uck the weegies.
F’uck square sausage
F’uck the SFA
F’uck……well I could go on.


There’s nothing inherently Scottish.

I love square sausage. Anything else is for pooves.

[donsdaft]

I love square sausage. Anything else is for pooves.

Well I suppose it might become more popular with the inevitable food shortages to come.

Anything made from sweepings off the floor is liable to do well.

[Donanddusted]

I love square sausage. Anything else is for pooves.

The new chicken variety from Simon Howie isn't bad at all.

Less fat than anything else plus all the shop floor sweepings that Donsdaft loves.

[Aldo1983]

The new chicken variety from Simon Howie isn't bad at all.

Less fat than anything else plus all the shop floor sweepings that Donsdaft loves.

Too fancy for me. Steak slice from the butchers only.

[The_Moog]

F’uck the weegies.
F’uck square sausage
F’uck the SFA
F’uck……well I could go on.


There’s nothing inherently Scottish.

Apart from the ability to blame the English for everything that goes wrong up here of course 😉

[redscot]

Traitor to everything inherently Scottish. Traitor to our Scottish ancestors! Traitor to our new born babies! Traitor to William Wallace! Traitor to our children' & there children's children!!

Phucking hell.

[Bisconti's balls]

But how was the veal schnitzel?

Disgusting like there values and there lack of humanity

[Bisconti's balls]

Yes, absolutely sick fed up of ridiculous rules and pathetic regulations.

I’m a lifetime avoider of other peoples rules.

Can’t you see that the vaccine and vaccine passports should get rid of all the other crap.

No stupid masks, no pubs closed, no idiots scared to go outside.
No “ you’re allowed out but only for 45 minutes “ no 2m apart queues outside supermarkets followed by a free for all at the tomatoes.

Get vaccinated, get proof of being vaccinated and then do what you f’uckin want.

Of course, the bitch has to stop these ridiculous mask wearing rules but hopefully that will come soon.

If sturgeon is a bitch what is boris c u n t Johnson? A fat piece of s h i t? A *****phile? A monster? Or all 3? I'd celebrate like we won a cup if that fat piece of s h i t died tomorrow

[donsdaft]

I don't actually trust any British food.
Even the quality of their floor sweepings is s@hite.

I manage the beef but wouldn't touch the pork or chicken.

Well, perhaps pork sausages from the butcher at the castlegate, as long as he doesn't admit to using british pork.

I prefer to buy my water in bottles not added to the meat.

[Donanddusted]

Water in bottles!?
The planet's burning!

Tap it or rap it.*

* I wonder if SW would be interested in this?