AFC limericks

[RED_JOHN]

Marley Watkins as a striker is a load of sh!te
He won’t score much in the Scottish top flight
McInnes signed him in a bit of a panic
We all agree the signing was a bit manic
Anderson and Ruth deserve a shot as they have more bite

[NaeMairNeeps]

... it's poetry John, but not as we know it ...

I think, in terms o' measure and rhythm, ye may jist have invented the limerickerick

[RED_JOHN]

... it's poetry John, but not as we know it ...

I think, in terms o' measure and rhythm, ye may jist have invented the limerickerick

I admit I am not the best at it, but it’s the will to give it a good shot that keeps me interested in this.

[pieandbovrilman]

The Dons signed a striker on loan
Some fans then proceeded to moan
If he gives it some welly
He could be like Pelé
But he’ll probably be injury prone .....

[pieandbovrilman]

A good goal fae young Scotty Wright
Many fans were saying he was sh ite
Hairband looks like a jessy
But he’s playing like Messi
Aye ok ....that will be shining bright

[pieandbovrilman]

The Dons were up 2 nil
DM didna go for the kill
He shut up the shop
These Tactics must stop
I dinna think they ever will

[Don Julio]

First Europa League match is done
By 6 goals the Dons went and won
With Hedges and Wright
Made them look like ****e
Our midfield was scoring for fun!

[Don Julio]

There once wis a man fae Dundee
Our Marley he jist didnae see
A foul in the box
And Ferguson knocks
A pen to take home all points three

[pieandbovrilman]

3 in the league on the spin
A trophy we really must win
DM’s built a good team
We’re all starting to dream
Or maybe just had too much Gin

[blowupsheep]

We once had a striker called Marley
Who drove to Easter Road on a Harley
He was hooked for Curtis Main
Who is ever so vain
So they had a sing along with Carly


ok ok ok I'll get ma coat.

SF